Dec
14
Some things my upstairs neighbor might say if I knocked on his door
- “Sorry, it’s just that I have this pogo stick and I like to jump on it while each of my 100 dogs runs around me.”
- “Sorry, it’s just that I’m a dinosaur and I love to go bowling.”
- “Sorry, it’s just that I like to lay out thousands of rolling pins side by side and try to run across them.”
- “Sorry, it’s just that I like to throw my furniture against the wall to test its durability.”
- “Sorry, it’s just that I was in this Gchat fight about whether gravity is real.”
