Aug
9
Wisdom from my grandmother
On cooking: “Fast is better than good.”
On life: “Nothing’s good. Nothing’s bad. Everything’s the same.”
On gossip: “How can you live without knowing what’s going on in other people’s lives?”
On her own death: “I’m 92 years old. I meant it when I said I’m drying out. Come see me while you can.*”
* note the highly-refined guilt tactics