What the hell, summer spell.

My name is Arianna Stern. This is a page with some of my freelance work. You can email me at arianna[dot]s at gmail[dot]com.

Dec 2

Good news/Bad news

The good news: Matthew Perpetua was kind enough to email me and inform me that Marnie Stern is, in fact, Jewish.

The bad news: Heeb magazine has already featured her in their “Heeb Hundred” for last year.

The other good news: The Heeb music editor seemed pretty cool and invited me to pitch again if I had any other ideas for the magazine.

The unrelated bad news: FINALS WEEK

Can I ask a favor of Tumblr? In the unlikely event that I am ever famous, can someone please start a rumor that I am related to Marnie Stern? And then if I see her play again, I can be like “Did you hear we’re related?” And she’ll be like “Rumors are ridiculous” and I’ll be like “I know.”