December 2011
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My personal experience of 2011
(my personal experience of 2010 is here: part 1, part 2)
2011 in…
MUSIC
doing the mashed potato to “Nodding Off” by Wavves/Best Coast
I don’t wanna be like the other girls, guess the Vivian Girls don’t wanna be like me either
TV Girl made this great song that makes me think of riding bikes in the summer; too bad my face broke ;_;.
Lil B is just as gay or...
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jakec asked: So re: suspending disbelief about the unlikelihood of the Santa in your town being the one true Santa, my parents used to tell me that the Santas you sit on the lap of are actually Santa's messengers/helpers, while the real Santa only emerges from the North Pole on the 25th. It seemed plausible.
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I Told Santa I Was Jewish →
Now’s the perfect time to revisit the undersung webzine I compiled last year.
autocorrect oracle
grayandgreen:
two entries with more in the future, maybe
EGOT becomes EGOTISM
amor fati becomes amor fatigue
#dropdead becomes deported
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Some things my upstairs neighbor might say if I...
- “Sorry, it’s just that I have this pogo stick and I like to jump on it while each of my 100 dogs runs around me.”
- “Sorry, it’s just that I’m a dinosaur and I love to go bowling.”
- “Sorry, it’s just that I like to lay out thousands of rolling pins side by side and try to run across them.”
- “Sorry, it’s just that I...
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“A man emerged from the elevator. I am the narrator, he said, but thats beside the point. My sister is having a nervous breakdown upstairs and I think its because shes spending too much time with her loser boyfriend at Yale.
The kid eyed the man up and down. You aint nothin, he said. The judge smiled. Glanton spat. We can do that, he said, and the man asked him what it was that he could...