December 2010
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My personal experience of 2k10 (part 2/2)
2010 in…
FAVORITE THINGS THAT I WROTE
“The Opposite of Lonely” on This Recording
I Told Santa I Was Jewish, the webzine that I “edited”
“How to Be a Totally Crushable Celebrity Dude” on The Hairpin
Dude advice from Karen O on this blog
Review of Before You Suffocate Your Own Fool Self on Bookslut
my thesis essay on Frida Kahlo
Three aughts...
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My personal experience of 2k10 (part 1/2)
2010 in…
MUSIC
Warpaint
Deerhunter
Best Coast inventing the worst album to listen to after a break-up, using science, in a laboratory.
YEEZY REUPHOLSTERED MY PUSSY
“Boy” by Young Man
“And I said to you honey, just open your heart, when I’ve got trouble even opening a honey jar, and that right there is where we are.”
Nicki Minaj offering to sign boobs in...
Commonalities between fetuses and scuba divers
-Hallucinatory lights and colors
-No matter what your mom is doing right now, you are powerless to stop her
-Can’t breathe without help
-No staying in there forever
-Probably best to avoid sharks
I Told Santa I Was Jewish →
The webzine is (a)live! Thank you to everyone who helped.
Please re-blog, re-tweet, or re-anything.
Substitute bios for tomorrow's webzine
My brother Josh provided me with some one-line bios to use for people who didn’t submit them. Luckily, everyone got something in to me. The substitute bios were as follows:
TK Name just thinks you didn’t need to say that in front of the baby. It doesn’t matter if she understands it or not, it’s just not right.
TK Name lost the lanyard keychain Glenn Danzig made for her...
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I Told Santa I Was A Fake Editor
Well, shit.
Since early November, I’ve been working on a webzine called “I Told Santa I Was Jewish: Tales of Hebraic Awkwardness at Yuletide.” The theme is what you’d expect it would be.
There are six total stories, including mine. I’m not sure when the site will be live, but finding contributors, following up (okay, hounding), and planning for the website was a LOT...
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“Skinny Genes” by Eliza Doolittle
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“Let the Funk Flow” by EPMD
Imagine...
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My genius business idea
transportation planner for phobic people. Like, how to get somewhere and stay above ground the whole time. Or how to get to the 24th floor of a building without taking an elevator.
You know?
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"what i talk about when i talk about all the sad...
— Tyler Trykowski